water ballooning

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. August 13, 2008
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water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".
I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!
by mmmossy October 16, 2007
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The Water Balloon

When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.
Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.
by Jamie 69 June 27, 2010
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Water balloon

When somebody slides their asshole over the tub faucet and cranks the hot water up to max wow letting their large intestine blood with boiling water. When they cannot hold anymore they then release the water onto their partner. It is usually accompanied by shit particles and screams.
I dropped a water balloon on Shelly last night. It ruined the bed.
by GamerGirlPee123 February 12, 2020
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water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.
Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.
by Dick Dastardley December 16, 2016
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Water Balloon

When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.
"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"
by Joe & Angie November 04, 2009
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mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.
She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.
by omega man 72 January 15, 2017
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