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Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"
by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011
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Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.
by legz2walk April 29, 2008
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walmartian

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
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Walmartization

The deliberate restructuring of American corporations to benefit the wealthy owners and stockholders while cheating the workers out of a living wage and benefits.
The Walmartization of American is creating plenty of resentment and a widening gap between the "haves" and "have-not"
by Jones Jenkins December 1, 2013
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Walmartian

The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
OR
People that hang out at Walmart.
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the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.
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walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.
Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.
by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007
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Wal-Marting

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?
by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011
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