Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020

Waffle Stomp

When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.

“Last night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!”

by YaBoyLuis November 29, 2018

waffle stomp

Recieving the beating of a lifetime. Usually with high cleated shoes.

Matt got waffle stomped the other night by a jew.

by zero April 14, 2003

waffle stomp

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).

That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007

Waffle Stomp

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.

Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!

by Omnath December 18, 2019

Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009

Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain

After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.

by Sex_g August 27, 2020