Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”

Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023

waffle house

A kick ass 24 hour place to get waffles. Popular in the dirty south

It's 3 am and I gots the munchies, lets hit the waffle house

by DinkMkr March 7, 2003

Waffle house

The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.

If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .

by yorkie stomper July 6, 2008

The waffle house

A area that has found it’s new host

“The waffle house has found it’s new host”

by TechnobladeNevaDies January 20, 2023

Double Waffle House Theory

The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.

by jdboone21 May 15, 2005

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018