Wif

Woman your friend's living with that he's practically married to but isn't officially. Quite possibly with her kids from a previous relationship. Not quite a wife but almost, which is why the e is left off.

I can go out tonight because the wif's taking the kids to the movies.

by The Dags July 28, 2015

Wif

Means good and bad or at the same time, or anything for that matter. Wif could me shit or happy. You can tell what someone is talking about because of the tone in which it is said.

Wif can be used as any word in any sentance.

A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif

And almost every word in this sentance

A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.

by Rag P Trayberg November 11, 2004

ady wif

Ur doing that tt trend where you remove ur first and last letter of ur name and ur Lady Wifi

PEE PEE POO POO I NEED TO WRITE THE WORD HERE SOOO
ADY WIF

by Ace :> May 28, 2021

fishin wif yur teef

it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.

Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef

by dashittiestshitshit July 19, 2010

Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

by Logan Robertson January 16, 2008

Go bun my wif diks

Bunning wif diks is the equivalent of not caring or just straight out not giving a fuck.
Phrase was originally coined by Agne Jagelaviciute.

You think I am stealing intellectual property? Too bad, go bun my wif diks.

by SrDerp July 7, 2020

wif

two seggsy people that are married and have an entire photo album dedicated to eachother

“omg are you guys wifs bc you are both so hot”
“yes we are”

by caca ong asf March 14, 2021