i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

My wife's son

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

by Floydman April 11, 2021

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

oct 1 national wife’s day

A day to give appreciation to your wife

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up

by ur wife September 30, 2023

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011