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Wahabi

Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.
Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6
by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021
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wahabba

used as a universal word in place of “what happened” or just as a word when you don’t know what to say
you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice? Wahabba???
by wahabba September 12, 2019
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Wahabis

Wahabis : a state of extreme confusion
Wow im so wahabis'd right now!

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wahhabi

Basically they are the enemy is Islam, they are terrorists.
by Omar32 November 9, 2007
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wathafack

A synonym for the phrase "what the fuck?" Commonly used by Nottingham's bwaddest OC Jimmy B. aka Buggers. Often used to express disbelief or surprise at a situation. May also be used with other common buggers phrases such as, "you're shitting me"
Housemates: "We don't want to go to ocean tonight"
Buggers: "Wathafack?"
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wahhabi

A very backward group of people founded by a man named Muhammad bin Abdul Wahab in present day Saudi Arabia back in the 18th Century
They have destroyed the tomb of Fatima (daughter of prophet Muhammad) and other holy cites for unknown reasons. There backward thinking is also why religious freedom is restricted in Saudi Arabia and women are prohibited from driving, seeking employment and rights to leave the house without her husbands consent.

They are like the Muslim version of the neocons in America who want to control the world and think they are better than everyone else
The Wahhabis are a disgrace to Muslims around the world. They have given us and Islam a bad name, If it weren't for them, these "muslim" terrorist groups would not exist
by 81090 November 7, 2009
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