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Waffle Stomp 

When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.
ā€œLast night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!ā€
Waffle Stomp by YaBoyLuis November 29, 2018

waffle stomp 

Recieving the beating of a lifetime. Usually with high cleated shoes.
Matt got waffle stomped the other night by a jew.
waffle stomp by zero April 14, 2003

waffle stomp 

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).
That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

Waffle Stomp 

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.
Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!
Waffle Stomp by Omnath December 18, 2019

Waffle Stomp 

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

Waffle stomp 

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
Waffle stomp by Sex_g August 27, 2020