cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose

Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)

by PotatoPower June 12, 2011

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009

Voldemort

After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.

Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.

by HLAUSF February 17, 2015

Voldemort

A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

by Ali24601 March 2, 2011

Lady Voldemort

A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.

She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.

Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'

Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...

by msbae January 9, 2012