Visalia

The shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook.

Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.

Statistics:

Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high

Me: "I'm from Visalia."

You: "...I'm sorry..."

by BrohoeNumeroUno July 16, 2011

vidahlia

a vidahlia is a thing often confused with a vidalia. a vidalia is a sweet georgia onion. vidahlia, describes something opposite. a vidahlia is: greedy, comical, and easily irritated.

vidahlia is your bestfriend.

by Dahlia Mae February 3, 2010

Vidalis

A beautiful woman with an amazing personality. Very genuine and honest. Has beautiful and long hair and resembles a goddess. Will make an amazing girlfriend and wife.

Vidalis is very beautiful, wow.

by Coco123412 November 21, 2021

vidalation

When you vidal your ation, A.K.A as Vidalnación in Spanish.

It is usually referred to people with a FIFA addiction or is literally BLACK.

- Did you forget to vidal your nation?
+ No I'm just playing FIFA (he's a vidalation)

by zellius March 14, 2022

vadalia

Vadalia is a sweet onion; refferring to a girls sweet ass that looks so good that it makes you want to cry.

Damn, that girl has a Vadalia. Sweet ass that makes you want to cry.

by UMCRider January 26, 2011

Vidaling

1. (V.) To masterbation.

2. (Transitory verb) being so self-satisfied, usually from self-induced intellectual satisfaction, it mirrors masterbation.

He gave a vidaling chuckle, whilst bantering in the tub on WhatsApp.

by CaptTB October 16, 2017

visalia

The city in which the rapper PILLS came from. Where mainly mid class familys that try to raise their children to the best of their ability, but fail, live! Here you can cruise Mooney blvd. like u could the strip in Las Vegas

i dont know about that visalia place, old folks be walking their dogs at the same time and place as gangsters are selling drugs.

by thatguy67 July 7, 2010