victory lap

A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.

Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.

Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.

by John D. Townsend November 18, 2007

victory lap

The act of having unprotected intercourse after finding out one is HIV positive.

"Yeah, sure it sucks, Don. But I took a great victory lap with that broad that lives in the basement."
"Oh..."

by Matthew Volpini November 30, 2006

victory lap

During sexual intercourse, the act of pulling out at the peak of sexual arousal and running around the partner in a circle, spraying a fountain of gism across the ceiling and walls with the objective of covering the partner in the greatest possible amount of ejaculate.

I almost drowned in Dave's semen during his victory lap.

by victorylapper69* February 20, 2009

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

by MrZero March 18, 2011

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021

Victory Lap

To hickey a girls breast

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark

by JackRosa July 26, 2021

Victory Lap

Like when you first play a challenging video game and you have to learn the ropes and the second plays through , you know what to do and got the
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?

I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022