dumme victor

Its a stupid guy that dont know anything

Person: Hey what is 2 + 2

Dumme Victor: Idk because im stupid

by 2+2 IS 4 QUICK MATHS WHAT NEXT November 27, 2017

Lefheim-Vector Disease

A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.

Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

by Defenestrating Raccoon May 7, 2021

Victory Dump

Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.

Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit

by vadgetastic August 6, 2009

Victory Dump

After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.

Where is Reed? Reed just destroyed the enemy team in COD, and is taking a massive victory dump.

by RGman June 9, 2010

Victory Doughnuts

The act of purchasing doughnuts for your friends after you score with a girl. That is to say, any form of hookup, except for sex (going all the way) {sex has it's own rewards, you would prepare a barbecue for your friends, victory barbecue}.

Jed: "I ate like five doughnuts the other day!"
Austin: "Why so many?"
Jed: "two reasons, one, I had major munchies, two, my friend scored with a girl. He bought us victory doughnuts!!"
Austin"awwww sick!! let's spread this new tradition around the world!"
*high five*

by josesoap December 15, 2011

Oklahoma Victory Dolls

The hottest roller derby team in the entire world. Wears red Dickies dresses and known to block hard and skate fast on the derby track!

Those Oklahoma Victory Dolls sure are awesome!

by Frankie Facebreaker April 21, 2009

Victory Day

Celebrated on the 13th of September after the expelliarmus spell freed the Wolfpack.

I can't wait to celebrate Victory day.

by Boatshed September 13, 2019