guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011

Phantom Vibration

Feeling a vibration from your cell phone when in reality no one's calling you.

"Oh, someone's calling me!

...

Dammit, just a phantom vibration. My bad."

by AdeleVi January 1, 2009

Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Catch a Vibration

"Catch a vibration" is a phone friendly term used between two friends wanting to smoke a little herb stalk.

"Hey I'm coming over... want to catch a vibration and watch Gramma's Boy?"

by njmsara July 17, 2006

hibernation

To disappear off the radar socially. Usually this happens after extended period of partying so a downtime is required to recover.

"Have you seen Maria lately? I haven't heard from her since that party two weeks ago."

"No, I haven't. She must have gone into hibernation."

by BlancoRussian May 11, 2014

vibration hallucination

The feeling that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when, in reality, there was no vibration at all.

Man, I thought my phone was vibrating just now. I must have had a vibration hallucination.

by tsalt February 12, 2009

Vagibernation

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

by rybread724 February 18, 2010