Mount Vesuvius

The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit

"Babe you aren't gonna believe I the dump just unloaded! I think I'll call it Mount Vesuvius."

by someone stole my name February 13, 2014

White Vesuvius

When you are wanking on your back, you blow the load and it drips down your dick onto your balls and pubes. Like when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii and Herculaneum

Dude, i got bored last night so I starting to rub one out. I blew a white vesuvius! My balls were like pompeii and herculaneum.

by Good Sir Anonymous II December 6, 2011

Mouth Vesuvius

When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off

John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.

by Un Garcon et son Cherry October 21, 2012

Mt Vesuvius

When you wait until you're about to cum then squirt Nando's Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce down into your Urethra, then ejaculate.

My mate gave himself a Mt Vesuvius the other week. His penis hurt for days.

by Bubblefuck October 6, 2022

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation

The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius

by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018

Mount Vesuvius

In order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of shitty beer (think Coors light). Once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the Volcanic Mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. While your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your ass out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (Must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the Volcanic Mountain as to surprise your partner) This is also commonly known as "The Pompeii"

That bitch Devonna thought she was slick by banging Jerome while I wasn't home. I taught her a lesson and gave that bitch a Mount Vesuvius!!

by Hollywood Baller April 25, 2015

The Mount Vesuvius

When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.

Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!

by Sythin January 19, 2010