Valley Voicemail

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.

Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".

by Leuk O'Dont June 1, 2010

call your voicemail

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.

guy 1: "Hey man did you get my message?"
guy 2: "No i havent got anything."
guy 1: "wait dont you have criket?, man call your voicemail!"

by Carlos3609 January 28, 2011

Third-Ring-Voicemail

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.

Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

by Bintang760 March 24, 2011

Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.

Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.

by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011

Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

voicejail

The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in voicejail.

by thaley May 22, 2006

voicemaul

1) Repeatedly leaving messages on someones voicemail to the point of harrassment.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.

Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.

Despite the fact that i am not taking any of his calls, my ex-husband is voicemauling me.

by LBROSKE January 12, 2009