Fuck utensil

Reproductive organ, genetalia

Jimmy showed his fuck utensil to the whole office last friday

by StupidHandle October 12, 2022

utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.

Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.

by QuacksO August 19, 2025