Urethra Franklin

Someone that gets so hard they cant put their pants on

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When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

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When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

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Idek. Sounds like it'd be a terrible name though.

1: Hey, did you talk to Urethra Franklin about the car?
2. Did I talk to FUCKING WHO???

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