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urbandictionary editors 

Bored, thin skinned people who try to make themselves feel important by volunteering to weed out what they consider to be bad definitions, when in reality many definitions are hard core facts.
Hmmm....must have struck a yet another nerve again with those damn urbandictionary editors. They denied my definition again.

Urban Dictionary's Top Editor 

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.
I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.

Urbandictionary Editors 

The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!
Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.

urbandictionary editors 

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.

Urbandictionary editors 

People that work for the site Urbandictonary.com. They are notorious for rejecting well-written definitions. Jeez what is wrong about writing about a Scottish village or an obscure video game?
Person 1: Look what I wrote about Balloch!
Person 2: That's well written.
Person 1: Ok, I'll submit it to Urbandictonary.com *submits definition*
Urbandictionary Editors: REJECTED
Person 1: NOOOOOO!!! What did I do wrong?!
Urbandictionary editors by FunkDaBeat September 23, 2014

useless fuckface urbandictionary editors 

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.
you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.