Uno

in the sorry event a lad is 2 lose a bollock, he is to be left with an 'Uno'

"Craig Brown ffs put your Uno away, thats the thrid time this lesson"

by Ort September 28, 2004

Uno

A girl/boy that looks good from far away. But, when you get up close....HELL NAW!

Dave: DAMN! look at that fine girl!
Coop: Oooo!..(walks closer to her)... NOO!
Dave: Was that girl an uno?
Coop: ...yup.

by Shay M Vizzle July 15, 2008

Uno

A game which Tom is convinced he wins by skill, but he is wrong.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

uno

short/txt language for "you know"

dudess: im a dragon uno , a fire dragon2!!
dude: no shit ino, ur born in 76
dudess: wtf howd uno dat?

by lozory May 19, 2008

uno

uno means one in Spanish

Jose - lets count in Spanish
Ben - I dont know how to Jose
Jose - just start off by saying uno

by Dat_Fr3$h_Gurl December 20, 2005

uno

A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.

Example;
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!

Nickie: I don't have a cock...

Erick: Use mine!

by BiscuitThief March 04, 2007

uno

to go somewhere alone wit a female and sexual intercourse

yo im bout to go to this chick house and play uno

by Paul Goodin July 05, 2007