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Umbilical Bomber

A newborn baby that is strapped to a helicopter by its cord and has a c4 placed on it. When the chopper is over the drop zone the umbilical cord is cut from the chopper and the c4 is blown when the baby hits the ground.
Right now I really wish my cousin was used as an umbilical bomber.
by Baby_Bomber June 5, 2018
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Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.
Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
by V3_JT September 14, 2021
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umbilical flick

Assume a woman's vagina is so dry that the condom sticks inside it. A partner can now pull it to a certain length and flick it back at her (if he hits the clitoris, one may call it a umbilical clit flick).
"Damn, the girl I wanted to fuck yesterday was so dry I could have done an umbilical flick.."
by niceshice July 28, 2016
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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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Umbilical hole

As known as belly button. Hole on stomach where umbilical was attached before birth.
Look at how dirty your umbilical hole is. GO WASH IT!
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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