U-turn

Sexual Position, primarily for the male sex. The act of inserting your own personal genitalia within one's anus.

1.) "Sometimes I just want to fuck myself."

"Yeah it's called a u-turn."

2.) "Stacey stood me up tonight, so I took a u-turn."

by macattacklawl October 9, 2009

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

U-Turn

Take your penis, bend it under and insert it into your anus. That's a U-Turn.

Brent uses toys because his penis isn't long enough to U-Turn.

I snuck into the car wash for a private place to U-Turn.

by djsures July 26, 2010

U-Turn

When performing cunnilingus, you lick your partner from her Tramp Stamp, down through her under carriage, past the poon, and up to her belly button; thus making a U shaped motion.

Kids are crazy these days, can you believe Michael pulled a U-Turn on that Trog?

by Sausage Dogg December 12, 2008

U-Turn

A sexual act preformed while driving. When a woman preforms oral while your driving, and you switch roles going down the road and begin to eat her out while she drives. Can be preformed at a stoplight or stop sign. Also known as reverse road head.

She was giving me roadhead, so after I finished we pulled a U-Turn at the stop sign.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

U-turn

(verb) the act of turning around and going back home after discovering the man on the street you've been fawning over is gay.

(noun) a gay man who's stunning looks shock the opposite sex

girl 1: omg, check this dude out! he's. . .

girl 2:. . . he's a u-turn, forget it

girl 1: not again!

by Bishie April 13, 2011

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020