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twitard

A pejorative term referring to a rabid, obsessed fan of the Twilight series (a.k.a. twihard).

Unlike regular twilighters, twitards practically worship the series (some even referring to it as the bible) and refuse to tolerate any parodies or critiques of their beloved obsession.

Twitards are known for expressing their dislike of people who don't like Twilight (especially anti-twilighters) through the following:
-yelling or abusing caps lock/exclamation points
-cursing
-threatening
-violence (including, but not limited to, punching, beating, kicking, and fish slaughter)
-ad hominems (the most common ones being: "you're ugly," "you've never read the 'saga'", and "you have no life.")
-false statistics
-expressing their and their friends unending love towards the series
-horrifying spelling, grammar, and syntax
Person: I don't like the Twilight series.
Twitard: OMG!!1! HOw CuLD U nOT LyK TWLIGHT!?/1/?
Person: Well, I think Edward is very abusi-
Twitard: NooO!!!1!!1!1 EDWarD Iz JuST PrOTeTIn BeLA HAO CulD U S4Y sUCH a THING alL mAH FreNDz luv tEH SaGA 98% oF tEenZ LUv TwilITE &7 onLY 2%5 Dont Soooo UR JuST uGLY HaTEr W/ nOOo lYF OMG U a**hoLE!1!!!1!!!!11
by Moon of Epic Win July 12, 2009
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Twigadee

Twigadee is a word that can be used to describe a tryhard metal band, or a band who dress dramatically or in a way that could be defined as emo, or just generally yell and write boring guitar music in a failed wannabe attempt at metal.

This term is inspired by one of the slides in the YouTube interpretation of Trivium by ParanoidDave, and applies to most nu-metal bands. It can also be used as a name for people that listen to them.
Guy1: OMG, new Trivium album is so Wikked!!1
Guy2: Trivium suck, the new album is talentless twigadee.

*Dude walks in in Atreyu t-shirt*
Someone else: Twigadee! *points/throws things*
by Astica** August 21, 2008
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twigamist

the twin who re-twins. See twigamy
AKA kimothy "ergh that kimothy is such a twigamist" "yeah i just feel sorry for the twigamee...."
by Thetwigamist June 15, 2010
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twigamee

one who unwittingly twinned with a twigamist
poor jellyface, did you hear her twin's a twigamist?" "so that makes her a twigamee...harsh" "i thought twigamy was illegal nowadays :/
by thetwigamist June 15, 2010
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Twiga

abbreviated for T= true, W= warrior, I= in, G= god, A= army
someone who's trying the best to live for his/her faith.
you : "dude! I met a twiga girl today, she was telling me to come visit her church." your friend : "typical twiga, so what you wearing?"
by 3eggs January 30, 2009
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Twitard

TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"
Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.
by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009
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twigarette

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.
Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?
by acehole1 October 16, 2009
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