Twat Swatter

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
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twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.
Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"
by shellyblack May 18, 2009
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Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.
woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
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Twat Swatter

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.
Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.
by black bill bob May 21, 2009
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Twat-swatter

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009
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Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
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