turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

turtle head by reyrey October 29, 2003

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

turtle head by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

turtle head

the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!

"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"

turtle head by Koala Beer July 13, 2005

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

turtle head by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

Turtle head by Club 333 February 24, 2005

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

turtle head by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

Turtle Head by A.M.R May 7, 2011