only on Tuesdays

A term created by Isaih Porter. A stupid answer to a stupid question.

Are you stupid?

Only on Tuesdays.

by hanchotheduck May 21, 2011

DTF tuesdays

one day of the week where you get drunk, traditionally in a large blue van, and are down to fuck.

DTF tuesdays are classic

by ooh you know March 11, 2008

Wet Tuesdays

A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves

-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays”

by Koloda August 29, 2019

Blumpkin Tuesdays

Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.

Usually takes place on the second day of the week.

Not exempt from Bank Holidays

"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"

by 69 eds '[-00 January 9, 2009

hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.

hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad

by seth engleman December 9, 2008

twice on tuesdays

When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.

Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'

by SecuringAlpha17 October 18, 2013

tuesdai

An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.

What is she doing?
Oh she's being a tuesdai.

by Lexy likes unicorns November 14, 2013