fuck truck

dumbass

Mom: I just meant you should have a shower after soccer practice... I didn't mean you smelled like shit literally!
Daughter: Ya mom I know what ya meant ya fuck truck!

by fictitiousman July 7, 2015

fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

Fuck Truck

An extremely attractive girl, exuding sexuality, that any guy would do nearly anything to bone. A girl so hot that she stops traffic.

"That girl is a total fuck truck. She's 18 Wheels of Fuckin Fury! I'd crawl across the Mekong Delta just to hear her fart in a field phone!"

by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009

fuck truck

slang term for a van

a van is a fuck truck

by wong December 8, 2003

fuck-truck

a vehicle that a fuck-boi drives

yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?

by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017

fuck truck

A 4WD or utillity, usually driven by Fucks.

Person 1: "There goes another fuck truck"
Person 2: "Yes, it must be a Fuck driving it".

by John Singh April 1, 2008

Fuck Truck

When you get out of a hot box and you suddenly get high then you get hit by the fuck truck

Man! When I got stoned I felt like the fuck truck ran me over!

by KindleRox December 18, 2008