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tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.
"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
by Shankster69 September 17, 2012
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tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.
by Tito September 18, 2003
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tripe bagged

When your woman comes over (usually drunk) and has you perform cunnilingus during that time of the month, usually in conjunction with some other malady of the female genital region. From Canadian slang, referring to drive by teen-age pranksters throwing plastic bags of cow entrails at pedestrians.
"Dude, Wendy totally tripe bagged me last night. Aunt flo was over, AND her cranberry juice intake was high to treat her raging UTI. It sucked, but I love her."

"Dude, that's gross, you are so whipped."
by carlybbq November 13, 2007
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Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.
"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.
by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010
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