trash dove

Love the Dove

Man I'm gonna trash dove this Facebook post.

by Trashycakes February 15, 2017

Trash Duck

strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.

mommy why does that duck look like a sick chicken?
it's a trash duck, honey.

by vinbasshred April 3, 2011

Trash Dash

Trash dash - when you forget to put your trash cans out the night before trash day, and you hear the trash truck coming down the street. Mad dash to get your trash cans to the curb before the trunk drives by. Generally performed in unflattering pajamas and impractical shoes.

I jumped out of bed at 7:00 AM to do the Trash Dash when I heard the truck.

by SisterStriker December 13, 2014

National trash day

On October 28th every girl named Alexa shall be dumped in the trash

It’s 28th oct alexa

Alex:oh no national trash day

by Big dick slapper October 26, 2019

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by anonymous April 27, 2022

Trash Day

The most important day of the week and the least important band in the world.

It's Trash Day!

by ljdrumar August 1, 2019

national your trash day

On this day you are allowed to call anyone trash and you must admit it if they call you trash.

Date of nyt day is the 9th of January till the 11th

Hey bro your trash
You're right because it's national your trash day

by Smallzeee October 7, 2020