Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

tolexted

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016

Toylet

The worlds best toy rental store

We need a bouncy castle for the weekend, I'll pick one up at the Toylet on the way home.

by Hans-FransLennart September 16, 2019

toblex

When something really bad happend, or when someone you know does something really stupid.

I lost all my money, TOBLEX!
Why did you jump of that bride? you're toblex in the brain.

by Roxxer- December 30, 2020

tylex

a codeine based painkiller that is available on prescription, contains 500mg paracetomol 30mg codeine, they make you feel super groovy for a couple of hours, also they are addictive i take 4 at a time and i spend all day fucked out my mind, they also constipate me so i take like 1 shit a week then after about a month of that your belly gets swolen and ur arse will eventually collapse completely. they really are a fun recreational drug.

i took 2 tylex this morning on an empty stomach so i could get totaly fucked up.

aw my arse has just collapsed ive benn popping tylex like jelly beans for a month.

im a junkie i take tylex

by novey September 14, 2009

Toylet Sniff

a word used and invented by trolls to drag the legendary singer Taylor Swift. It began since her existence in the music industry.

Toylet Sniff tanked, Fadga outsold!

by ibytaadam June 28, 2022

toylet

Toying with the idea of an ideally miniature toilet.

I was only a wee bit constipated when defacating decafeinated using the toylet.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008