German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.

I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!

by alwayshere April 27, 2009

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 8, 2010

Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 9, 2018

super tow truck

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks

I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 3, 2023

super tow truck

A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter

The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001