totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Trailer Tots

A specifically non-derogatory name given to young children, ages 4 and under, of Trailer Trash parents, whom cannot be faulted by who their parents are, but noting the high probability that they will eventually become Trailer Trash themselves as they grow older.

"Where are the parents of those trailer tots running around in just a diaper?"

by Park Dad February 26, 2010

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

tootski

a snort of cocaine

tootski?

by LIVE SQUAD April 27, 2016

St. Totteringham's Day

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..

In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.

by Makams December 25, 2008

Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

totes mcscrotes

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014