Toothy Toppy

When a female overestimates her neck game and scrapes her teeth against your shaft during a blowjob.

Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.

Friend: Yo, I was helping Jessica study for her math test, and next thing I know she was about to give me neck.

Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.

Other friend: Nice...

Toothy Toppy by UltimateGooby April 21, 2019

Toothy McTooferson

A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.

Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!

Toothy McTooferson by Boozy Irish Floozie February 11, 2009

Toothy blow 

What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.

"How the hell did you get AIDS from a blowjob?"
"It was a toothy blow, man...(sniff)"

Toothy blow by Intermezzo February 8, 2005

Toothy Tile

another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.

Toothy Tile by Danneel September 28, 2008

toothy starfish 

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

toothy starfish by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017

toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

toothy head by Richard Black March 2, 2005

Toothy blow 

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

Toothy blow by Anonymous May 22, 2003