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get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015
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Apes together strong

Apes together strong means that when they are together they are stronger
Group:*Beats person up*

Random person: Apes together strong
by Calciumisgoodforyou December 8, 2019
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toothbrush scene

A scene in Episode 8 of Nisemonogatari, where a guy brushes his little sister's teeth, they both get super horny and almost fuck, until their other sister interrupts them and tries to stab them to death with an awl.
Friend 1: "yo, i started watching the monogatari series."
Friend 2: "awesome! where are you?"
Friend 1: "I just finished episode 8 of nise. I jacked off to the toothbrush scene."
Friend 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend 1: "I wanna be a dentist now."
Friend 2: " I want to be an orthodontist. BDSM for the teeth, baby."
by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019
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Hooker Tooth

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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toothin'

Toothin has many meanings.
It usually means chilling or relaxing.

This saying recently became popular on sites such as facebook. It is short for roostertooth. Also abriviated RT.

It's the new thing. Often used with a hashtag.
Hey whatsup?
Toothin', you?

#toothin
by no ! ram November 15, 2011
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four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.
Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012
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