tombstone

A pretty decent brand of pizza that could be finally sold for cheap at your local grocery store. Has a very salty taste to it and the pepperoni's are just awesome.

Yeah get the tombstone out and let's dig in, baby!!!

by Unknown person - fucking stalkers January 4, 2008

Tombstone

A robot that competes on Battlebots and was the 2016 Champion.

Tombstone is the king of kinetic.

by Bowsercrusher19 July 1, 2019

Tombstone

A platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive's wall.

Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall

by El Bimbo November 16, 2010

tombstonic

Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".

"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."

by Bob Stein February 7, 2010

tombstone

A fart that is buried in the coushin of a couch or chair, to avoid the existance. The fart will resurface later when the assailant leaves the room.

Awe, damn! Don't tombstone on my couch, man!

by Nomad008 October 28, 2005

tombstone

A sex position that starts with a man and woman in the stand up sixty nine position. Right as you cum in the woman's mouth you yell out tombstone and pile drive them into the ground and break their neck.

Hey Dylan did you just see me just tombstone that girl?
Yeah dude, but I think you broke her neck.
She'll be fine, besides it was still great sex.

by Cyrus Knows October 6, 2016

Tombstone

To where a person is getting done in the back and is repeatably ran into walls

Oh, her, she's quite a looker, luckily, I tombstoned her into the next life

by Partake-of-the-fruit September 15, 2016