toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 6, 2009

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019

Toasted

Another term/word for getting high.

"You niggas ready to get toasted."

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015

Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003

toasted

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

by Ovrit January 5, 2009

Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009