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to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function
Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public
toasted by missing_zomes February 9, 2019
Toasted by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015
Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.
"Man you just got toasted!"
Toasted by Bman111 December 1, 2016
(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk
"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"
toasted by Ovrit January 5, 2009
Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.
Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"
Toasted by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009