lotus

A name for a vagina.

I love the taste of lotus

by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005

lotus

1. a pink flower with a pod center and usually found in water, esp. koi ponds or other asian waters.
2. short for "Dark Lotus"

1. "I gave my girlfriend a lotus flower to show her my love."
2. "'Lotus' means family mutha fahka!"

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

Lotus

In Pokemon, A highly defensively-oriented stat booster who walls on one side by boosting its attacking and defensive stats in its walling side and healing off damage, then sweeps when it gets to max boosts. Lotuses use the moves Curse or Calm Mind as their boost moves

Gardevoir that uses Calm Mind and Wish is generally regarded as the best special Lotus.

by Espy Psyche December 13, 2007

Lotus

Make of UK car the corners like a dream but falls apart when you drive it.

The best Lotus road car was the the Elan Sprint.

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

lotus

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.

The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

lotus

Usually referring to a female minor who is extremely drunk. She wanders off from the party and later in the night is usually discovered by a boy where she is sitting in the bushes next to a pile of her own puke.

Chrissy, the party's tonight, don't pull another Lotus because I won't come looking for you!

by rocksanna November 22, 2007

lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004