twittersingle

Adj: a status of a person who is in a relationship or married but does not behave as such on Twitter.

His wife sent about 20 angry tweets to me. I replied, "it ain't my fault your husband's acting twittersingle. You're barking up the wrong tree. Yell at him."

by CJFierce September 4, 2013

tillerson

The tubular scab created after a rototiller is driven up the anus.
It remains "tiller" during the 50 day healing process.
It only becomes "tillerson" after inverting itself & exiting the rectum.

This inside-out cannoli is unbelievably crunchy on the inside.
Hard to hold on to though.
Reminds me of a tillerson I had once in Moscow.

by Opted_Out March 11, 2017

Tillersonian

Named after Rex Tillerson, the US Secretary of State, it is an adjective to describe a style of management with the objective to completely dismantle the department you're managing.

"Why is he shutting down all the offices? It'll make our job much harder!"

"It's by design. The directorial style is Tillersonian."

by TheYeomanRises September 13, 2017

jitterson

Sleeping man who jits ss

Oh hes sleeping in a and w what a jitterson

by Niglet man 25 December 9, 2022

shit titters

adjective describing a state of anger, substitution for multiple curse words, in no way involves shitting on tits

Will hits a bad shot in golf, he says "Well... shit titters!"

"Thats shit titters." says Jeff. I am so mad.

by scgolfer4 October 26, 2009

litter than titters

When something is so lit; being litter than titters; litter than tits

"man last night was litter than titters"
"I'm litter than titters"

by Danky Wanky Panky December 25, 2016

Kitterson

A small cat (usually not very intelligent)

Owner: KITTERSON! GET OFF THE TABLE!

Owner: Look at my little Kitterson, isn't she the cutest kitty ever?

Kitterson: (not intelligent enough to meow)

by Aimee McAimerson November 29, 2011