two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Demon-timing

When you or somebody do something tuff or go crazy.

Bro, he got beat up, then went on demon-timing and beat up all of them.

by Kwenu April 29, 2021

two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM June 17, 2007

Timoing

When one gets caught in the act of cunnelinges outdoors and pops his or her head up with a surprised look resembling a meerkat.

Hey is that Tim Timoing?

by Timoing September 28, 2019

Three-timing

A step up from two-timing.

A person who's seeing three people all at once, whether it's doing the dirty or just a make-out fest.

Person#1: You think she's a hoe. See that bitch over there, she's three-timing her boyfriend and the poor dude doesn't suspect a thing.

Person#2: So she's going out with him... And another guy and another one.

Person#1: Exactly

by Wild-eyes September 7, 2010

Timming

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

on timing

When somebody does something extraordinarily well; someone being "in the zone"

" Did you see how many points Devin Booker dropped tonight?" "Yeah he was on timing."

by Cockblocklegend June 2, 2021