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Tiddlywinks

A verb that describes something that makes no sence at all. Another word for stupid.
You broke your foot trying to kick that big ass rock? Thats fucking tiddlywinks bro.
by AARON ATKINS November 18, 2007
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tiddlywink

that lazy tiddlywink needs to get a job.
by Supergoof7 July 4, 2011
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tiddlywinking

doing naughty things with girls your age. not a game.
She was tiddlywinking while talking to the boy.
by brett christ April 1, 2005
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Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
by Egoiste April 30, 2010
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Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.
by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013
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2 tiddlywinks

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
by BroPower_ December 5, 2020
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polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
by Maylain November 14, 2005
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