by luke.official514 April 30, 2020
once upon a time I was with my girlfriend she gave me a look and I was like ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. she couldn't resists she grabbed it with both hands and started rubbing and talking to it like it was a little puppy. Oh whos a good boy whos a good boy you are you yes you are:) I got slightly turned on by this resulting in sudden realization of what was happening one thing led to another and boom im a father.
by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019
by John Johnny Stalker John November 13, 2005
by YOUNG_CUTEBOY March 29, 2017
by Amycerlouise January 02, 2019
OMG George your fingers seem like they're meant for tickling , Will you tickle my pickle for a nickel?
by Asian_Daddy_69 October 27, 2017
When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 20, 2018