Tiajuana Donkey Show

(A joke from Mind of Mencia)

A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.

Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"

BACK HOME

Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"

by Brandyn Baldwin June 23, 2006

tiajuana snowball

A mid 80s porno term, when you are having anal, and the girl is taking a shit. So when you bust, her load drops out.

That kid who sounds like a duck got a tiajuana snowball from that chick who looks like Moorgan Freeman.

by Casaus November 5, 2004

Tiajuanan Tooth Pull

The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.

"my nuts hurt so bad after that Tiajuanan Tooth Pull."

by BMS watcher January 20, 2010

Tiajana

Kiera's sister.

Tiajana doesn't have a boyfriend

by Tiajana=mum June 11, 2018

tiajuana car wash

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.

Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes

by DamionF April 7, 2008

Tiajanae

A girl who is cool but crazy,really funny,she can be a great friend,very beautiful but doesn't know it yet. She can be optimistic sometimes she has a mind of her own. She loves to goof off with her friends,she is wild and she loves to think about love.

Wow that girl is so funny , she's such a Tiajanae

by Tiabossy May 5, 2018

tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015