thomas the tank engine creasey 

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

thomas the tank engine creasey by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

thomas the tank engine 

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.

"thomas the tank engine just robbed me, bro"

thomas the tank engine by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline 

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

thomas the tank engine 

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

thomas the tank engine by deffo January 23, 2023

uncle thomas the tank engine 

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

uncle thomas the tank engine by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine 

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Thomas the Tanker 

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

Thomas the Tanker by Pete October 18, 2004