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This Dick

A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.
Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."
by This Dick. October 9, 2007
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Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003
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Like This Definition Please

Please like this. I'm desperate. Please. Please. PLEASE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?
Person 1: Hey this definition is great! I'm going to like it!
Person 2: Me to! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD LIKE IT. NOW. Like this definition please.
by JustBeingMe.Dealwithit. March 31, 2019
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THIS DICK

A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.
Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."
by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015
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This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
by honeycloudss January 4, 2021
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cut this douchebagotry

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!
by Joel T January 3, 2008
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Only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.
Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.
by noitsluka August 1, 2019
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