fast food threshold

1.The moment when you're eating fast food and it suddenly no longer tastes the way it did a second ago.

2. When you're body tells you that you are done eating; with fast food however, this is much more abrupt than with other types of food.

I was starving at 10:30 at night so I went out and grabbed three chili cheese burritos from taco bell. I love those things from time to time. Then, halfway through the third burrito I took a bite and it was detestable. I hit the fast food threshold.

by Panthro_2000 December 29, 2010

Threshold of Toast

The few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter and melt it in. If you wait a moment longer the toast is not quite warm enough and you risk tearing the bread or having a butter mess on toast.

Let's discuss what I call "The Threshold of Toast" which is the few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter, while it softens it and soaks it up. That my friends is the Threshold of Toast. Enjoy some soon.

by Twistedest March 13, 2009

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016

The Manley Threshold

When developing a piece of software, the point at which you would harm yourself should the code be lost for whatever reason.

Can be recognized by the developer themself or by an observer of the developer.

You’re past the Manley Threshold. Is the code backed up? You’d better make sure your code is backed up.

by PatientSpouse December 17, 2020

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006