The Witchef

The Witcher's brother from another mother. He does cut monsters as well, but also brisket and sirloin.

I've just seen a rather appetizing Kikimora. I should ask The Witchef to cook it for me.

by Enola Reynolds April 23, 2020

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

The Watcher

One Watcher, nicknamed Grumpy by a girl named Chloe, a victim to both A Watcher and a Snatcher. He tricks Chloe on multiple occasions but promised to never lie to her, if she catches him in one, he owes her a wish.The Watcher watches as Chloe is snatched by the snatcher and is taken to the forest dark and deep. Here, Chloe is nearly scared to death by monsters surrounding her, but the watcher saves her for reasons unknown. He tells her that he is no better for having her around and is will be no less when she is dead. Chloe’s crying may indicate this hurt her, and as the watcher leaves, she threatens to kill him. Chloe seems to like the watcher, so this is likely a threat out of anger. When he returns Chloe is sleeping and when she wakes there is fire and soup. This is to keep her alive, he even further tries to save her when he leaps over and a battle starts because a unknown creatures has shouted to get her. Chloe is screaming for the watcher as she is snatched again and all she can hear, As she is shrouded in blackness is a shrill death Cry and the sound of bone snapping. This may be the watcher dying, but is currently unknown. In my opinion, the watcher really does care about Chloe, as he has saved her life, fed her , gave her a fire and is seeming to be trying to protect her from the other monsters in the forest. But it remains unknown. I hope they do become friends( and even though it weirds me out, I kinda ship them…
It’s a weird ship but hey! Anything can happen!

The Watcher

by I Am Peeking Through Ur Window July 28, 2021

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022

$role @ the watchers

It's when someone pays a mod hella cash for the watchers or simply sends them nudes for it

Specialcaesar: *sends lando his dick and balls*
Lando: "$role @specialcaesar the watchers"
niggas be begging to be tagged when someone says "$role @ the watchers"

by west1101 December 13, 2024

It was the witchcraft

When you use witchcraft on someone to take stuff from them and everything that they know or when you take advantage of it or also when you think ypur smart because you took someone's "gifts"

Zach: damn i thought i was smart but it was the witchcraft.

by Natasha Lobo September 9, 2021

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020