the russian cock exchange 

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

the russian cock exchange by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

The Russian ThankYou 

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

The Russian ThankYou by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

The Russian Magician 

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

The Russian Magician by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

the russian pile driver 

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.

My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.

the russian pile driver by Kintin January 10, 2014

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

The russian twist by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011

the russian submarine 

The process in which a man, or woman, chugs a bottle of hard liquor while ramming a girl from behind while hacking into a computer.

I brought a girl home from the bar and gave her the Russian Submarine.

the russian submarine by Sadface February 1, 2018

the russian white dragon 

when one takes their partner and cums and shits in they're mouth then hits the back of they're head till the partner spits out the mixture.

dude fucking read the definition you asshole. in the russian white dragon hole bitch

the russian white dragon by skyline jerking fresh kids December 25, 2009