A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014
Get the ass portalmug. A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.
by wrenchingking January 25, 2012
Get the organic portalmug. Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.
Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.
Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.
by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014
Get the Butt Portalmug. The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.
Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.
by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008
Get the Portal Highmug. When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
by udcollege March 30, 2021
Get the portal astrologymug. A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.
"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"
"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"
"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"
"Oh"
"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"
"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"
"Oh"
by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
Get the Transunteragonal Portalmug. A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.
by ButtsexMcGee October 18, 2012
Get the Friar Portalmug.