Over-the-shoulder Porn

When your significant other looks at sexy materials on the Internet, and you watch them looking at it and get turned on by association.

My bisexual girlfriend was looking for a girlfriend online all night, it was great Over-the-shoulder Porn!

by tomthealienninja June 7, 2010

porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.

Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.

by TheBald January 6, 2011

Porn of the Rings

Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.

Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"

Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"

by apocolypto122112 May 21, 2011

Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 12, 2008

porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family

Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads

by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022

Porn on the Cob

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018