The Law of Virtual Serendipity 

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.

After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.

The Law of Virtual Serendipity by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020

Stop! You have violated the law! 

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!

Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit

Stop! You have violated the law! by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law 

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry 

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.

Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry by Thenplayon May 19, 2006

Severed arm of the law 

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

Severed arm of the law by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

spirit of the law 

An awesome youtuber who makes you want to play again a game you tought was dead since 2006.

Hey guys, spirit of the law here!

spirit of the law by Nyacreeps April 18, 2017