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frosting the mons

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009
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Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
by benb92 August 29, 2009
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Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010
"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.
by pwvl September 15, 2010
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frosting the cake

When you're getting a handjob and you finish but they keep going getting it all over.
Frank: "Dude Megan was giving me a handjob and it was awesome until she started frosting the cake"
by Adam Cochrane December 14, 2008
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Frosting the spooky ghost

Hold on guys give me a couple more minutes to finish frosting the spooky ghost
by toxi1314 November 13, 2010
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Frosting The Donut

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."
by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004
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frosting the cheerio

euphemism for sexual intercourse, as if we needed any more.
yo dude i was busy frosting the cheerio last night. and i bet u no what i had for breakfast too, ;)
by yaw/e September 19, 2005
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